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Jason Derulo feat. Snoop Dogg - "Wiggle" PARODY is a parody of Jason Derulo's song "WIggle" featuring Snoop Dogg.

Lyrics Edit

Snoop Dogg: Hey yo, Jason Jason Derulo: Z-Z-Z-Z! Z-Z-Z-Z! Snoop Dogg: Wake yo ass up! We got a video to shoot today Jason Derulo: Awww shit But I got no lyrics. I was so busy sleeping with all these girls that I forgot to write words for my own song Snoop Dogg: Man you one dumbass muthafucka Jason Derulo: Wait I got it! I’ll make a whole song abut big fat butts and I’ll call it “Wiggle” *Whistling* Girl 1: Dude that is pitiful Jason Derulo: That’s the best I could do! Girl 1: Hip Hop music is screwed! Jason Derulo: Schwing! I’ve had like seventeen top ten hits. But most people still don’t know me from shit Girl 2: Wait hold the hell up you aren’t Chris Brown? Jason Derulo: No I’m Jason Derulo! Girl 2:Who? I’m out! Jason Derulo: Hot Damnit! (Woo) Who ate my damn ham sandwich?

Guy 1 (Jack Douglass): (Woo)That might be the worst lyric. (Woo) Ever written in music. Jason Derulo: Snoop quit spying on all the young girls butts. Snoop Dogg: But I’m a pervizzle. Love the way they jiggle. Think my little pickle Has turned into a missile

Jason Derulo: That’s disgusting! I’m almost halfway through this dumb song. Girl 3: Why the hell did you bring Snoop Dogg along? He hasn’t done shit but act like a creep. Jason Derulo: Here’s here cause he’s much more famous than me. You’re skinny (Woo) Don’t pot heads get the munchies? Snoop Dogg: Hell yeah. Jason Derulo: Do you eat my ham sandwich? Snoop Dogg: Hell no. Jason Derulo: Are you anorexic? And will you sing this part cause my lyrics suck? Snoop Dogg: Fashizzle Jizzle Dizzle. Jason Derulo: Those ain’t word imbecile Snoop Dogg:They are words my nizzle. Check the dictionizzle. Jason Derulo: Schwing!

[Snoop Dogg: My raps are so lame lately cause I’m lazy, rap on any piece of shit pop song long as you pay me, check these hos they couldn’t be hotter, just so, sad they young enough to be my granddaughters pedo, completely sold out long ago, about a billion bongs ago, that’s why I rap on crap like this, I’m so high I don’t even know. Cliche spewin’s what I’m doin’, no integrity, used to be a gangsta, now I’m just a joke that’s not funny.

Jason Derulo: Who’s that jailbird? Chris Brown (Aziz Muinde) I’m Chris Brown (It’s Chris Brown, it’s Chris Brown, it’s Chris Brown….) Chris Brown: You straight up jacked my look and sound (Look and sound, look and sound, look and sound….) Jason Derulo: Are you here to start a fight? Chris Brown: I fight women, I don’t fight guys.

The Wiggles (Logan Paul as Murray Cook, Curtis Lepore as Anthony Field, Chester See as Greg Page & Markiplier as Jeff Fatt) Stop this song right now or we’ll kick your butts!

Jason Derulo: Oh shit it’s the Wiggles!

Jeff Fatt (Markiplier) This song is crap. (Hey, Hey!….)You ruined our name dickhole.

Anthony Field (Curtis Lepore) With this damn track. Now when kids search Wiggles...

Murray Cook (Logan Paul) They just find ass. Massive butts that jiggle.

Jason Derulo: What’s wrong with that?

Young Kid: Wiggle wiggle wiggle! *[slap sound]* Damn baby you got a bright future behind you.